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List of Cosbys

Number       Name         Voiced By          Powers

 

1                                               Entertainment Cosby            Rob Schrab                                Was  the first Cosby clone. Closest to the real Bill Cosby in personality                                                                                                                                                                                            and physical attributes.

 

2                                           House Keeping Cosby         Steve Agee                                 An excellent duster.

 

3                                           Moral Support Cosby            Rob Schrab                                Treats Mitchell as his son.

 

4                                           Tattle Tale Cosby                   Scott Chernoff                            Tattles on others.

  

5                                           Dancing Cosby                       Bennet Webber                         Dances all the time.

 

6                                           Bath Tub Cosby                      Scott Chernoff                            This Cosby never leaves the bath tub.

 

7                                              Useless Cosby                       Chester Tam                              Does nothing but stand around, though he eventually speaks to Bath Tub Cosby.

 

8                                           Curiosity Cosby                      Justin Roiland                            This extremely curious clone likes to explore and find things, which causes trouble on                                                                                                                                                                multiple occasions.

 

9                                           Butt Naked Cosby                  Abed Gheith                               He plays with fire.

 

10                                     Data Analysis Cosby             Justin Roiland                            Tattles on others.

  

20                                     Carpentry Cosby                     none                                            The ability to create amazing feats of carpentry, as he built the additional barracks and                                                                                                                                                                probably most of the buildings in the training facility.

 

25               Remaround Cosby           Material Scientist        Known as the father of the modern day tight end screen in professional football

 

26                              Rainbow Cosby                Snooki               He's gay, you know. When House of Cosbys made its debut, gay activist groups

                                                                  were not pleased with the lack of gay characters; citing that it was not an accurate

                                                                                                                     depiction of the sexuality of a large cloned population.

 

30                                      Weapons Cosby                    none                                           His super power would appear to be the production and use of weapons, particularly                                                                                                                                                                   guns.

 

40                              Country Music Cosby         Tim McGraw                      He went sky divin'; ya know: rocky mountain climbin' Rudy, he went 2.7 seconds

                                                                                                                     on a bull named Uncle Stewy; and he loved deeper, Theo, he even spoke the

                                                                                                                     sweeter rap music; he gave the forgiveness he'd been denying Cosby #8: and he

                                                                                                                     said "I hope you get the chance to live like you were Pokemon. Ha Ha Ha."

 

47                              Mood Swing Cosby           Tim Heidecker                    This Cosby has extreme emotional highs and lows. Presumed dead, as he

                                                                                                                     accidentally hangs himself after being convinced to not commit suicide.

 

50                              BC-D2                             Abed Gheith                      A parody of R2-D2, he is a small, apparently cyborg Cosby who follows Data

                                                                                                                     Analysis Cosby around and communicates by a series of "blips" and "bloos."

 

60                              Cosbyette                        Stephanie Bilberry             Her most obvious superpower is that she is a well proportioned female; she has

                                                                                                                     also demonstrated psychic powers. Was impregnated by Mitchell.

 

61                              Preacher Cosby               Justin Roiland                    Provides spiritual comfort; for example talking one out of suicide. 

 

70                              Toothpaste Cosby            Andy Samberg                   A member of Cosby Team Triosby; he has the power to turn into toothpaste to

                                                                                                                     seep through small gaps or induce tripping

 

74                              Balls of Cosby                 Holley Gibson                    The first binary Cosby as a single Cosby entity; Balls of Cosby exists as a

                                                                                                                     hovering, prolate spheroid Cosby System in constant revolution. A slight

                                                                                                                     disproportion of mass results in a 28 day cycle of fluctuating angular momentum.

 

 

80                              Frequency Cosby             Jorma Taccone                  A member of Cosby Team Triosby; he can absorb low frequency electromagnetic

                                                                                                                     radiation (~1 mm to ~100 Mm) ie, television/radio waves and transform them into

                                                                                                                     rapid bursts of powerfrul charge separation ie, static electricity capable of

                                                                                                                     damaging matter and biological systems.

 

 

81                              Urban Dictionary Cosby    Jack Lerole                        Referred to as "Les surdoués un" by Data Analysis Cosby; his grammatical

                                                                                                                     prowess, award winning poetry, and mastery of dialogue have led to speculation

                                                                                                                     that he is, in fact, an out of order Super Cosby. Awards to date include Beatrice

                                                                                                                     Hawley Award, Bollingen Prize, Witter Bynner Fellowship, et al. A writing sample

                                                                                                                     produced by Cosby #81 circa 2013: "“I done me best when I was let. Thinking

                                                                                                                     always if I go all goes. A hundred cares, a tithe of troubles and is there one who

                                                                                                                     understands me? One in a thousand of years of nights? All me life I have been

                                                                                                                     lived among them but now they are becoming lothed to me. And I am lothing their

                                                                                                                     little warm tricks. And lothing their mean cosy turns. And all the greedy gushes

                                                                                                                     out through their small souls. And all the lazy leaks down over their brash bodies.

                                                                                                                     How small it's all! And me letting on to meself always. And lilting on all the time..."

                                                                        

 

 

 

85                              April Fool's Cosby            Bennett Webber                 He didn't really exist... April Fools', Duane Wayne!

 

 

 

90                              Hummingbird Cosby         Akiva Schaffer                    A member of Cosby Team Triosby; he can fly and hover like a hummingbird, and 

                                                                                                                     he can create small explosives in his stomach which he can then defecate on land

                                                                                                                     based targets. His stool is thought to contain an explosive cocktail of FClO4,

                                                                                                                     N8, and C8H18O6

 

96                              Material Scientist Cosby    Jennifer Tilly                      A reboot of an older clone; high affinity for legos and atomic force microscopy

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98                              Rabblerouser Cosby         Timothy Thompsett             Truly an instigator; goads the other Cosbys into participating in unsavory activities

                                                                                                                     including, but not limited to; Cow Tipping, making large false orders at McDonalds,

                                                                                                                     vandalizing Wikipedia, and encouraging others to lick frozen metals.

 

 

99                              Clean Slate Cosby           THE CLEAN SLATE            THE CLEAN SLATE

 

 

100                          Evil Cosby                       Abed Gheith                      His super powers are unknown, although being "evil" would appear to be one of

                                                                                                                     them. Is thought to have deceived and murdered Cosby #8.

 

 

200                          Exponential Cosby           Captain Geech                   The first of the "super squared" Cosybs. His rapid speech and bizarre wit seem to

                                                                                                                     be his super powers. For example, finds strange humor in the misnomer of his title

                                                                                                                     as he should actually be logarithmic Cosby, but then points out that the Cosby

                                                                                                                     sequence does not really fit to a semi log function either. Seems to be a

                                                                                                                     philosophizer in some regards.

 

201                          Sex Addict Cosby           Talia Algul                        His last words were "Spit in my mouth"

 

 

 

201.5                    Nine Hard Inches Cosby  Badman                           A twin clone of Cosby 201, these two are often inseparable and often stand in                                                                                                                            sync with one another as if to appear like only one cosby.  Although they have no                                                                                                                        super powers, their generally vigorous copulation tactics are often enough to                                                                                                                              distract any foe. 

 

 

 

226                            Revolutionary Cosby      Paul Revere                     Given the reprive from cosbys following Revolutionary Cosby, he was thought to be

 

 

                                                                                                                   the final cobsy clone as Bill Cosby's DNA sample was running extremely low.

 

                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                   However, after the 2 year hiatus, Cosby 227 would be spontaneously generated from

 

  

                                                                                                                   the tanks, demonstrately that Cosby's DNA had a distinct mind of its own and

 

 

                                                                                                                   would continue reproducing clones in an ameboid-like fashion henceforth.  During

 

 

                                                                                                                   Revolutionary Cosby's reign as Mr. Irrelevant, he would set about restoring glory to                                                                                                          

                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                   the Cosby name.

 

 

 

227                          Amoeba Cosby                Gary Bussey                   Spontaneous generated two years after the final 

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